Trainwreck

orasunset:

annperkins:

Aaron Paul @ the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on January 29, 2012 in Los Angeles, California.

hi I love you

So much beautiful blue.

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE FOR TOP RAMEN FUCK YOU.

Doing this. Now.

(Source: totallynotkelsey)

I’ve got two things on my mind:

Kevin Devine and Nutella. 

Nutella cookie sandwiches. I’m totally making these this weekend.

nprfreshair:

 David Bianculli reviews the new Keifer Sutherland drama Touch which premieres tonight on Fox: Touch is created by Tim Kring, whose last TV series was NBC’s Heroes. That program, also, focused on seemingly ordinary people who turned out to possess extraordinary gifts — and whose gifts, in turn, tied them to some sort of important destiny. … Touch, though, is less like the story of Peter Parker turning into Spider-Man than of Helen Keller finding a way to communicate.” 

Today I was talking with a good friend about relationships and girls and exes. He mentioned how his most recent ex had sex with only ten guys and how his other ex had sex with closer to thirty and how he himself was nearing forty. Okay, okay woah. This made me uncomfortable. I also randomly read a statistic about STD’s being on the rise in Summit County and how there were over 3000 cases of STDS in my county last year. While the year before was like 2000 less. The idea of one person having sex with that many people before they’re even thirty or really in life in general? And think about all the people all their people have had sex with? and so on and so on? DUDE. No. Ew. I’m not judging people or anything, but I mean, come on. That’s kind of gross, right? I can’t even imagine seeing forty dicks in my entire life. Let alone in my early twenties. Yeah, I don’t know this whole thing made me uncomfortable. And he swears this is normal? If I’m ever dating again, the first date will be at the testing center.

sometimesagreatnotion:

They shouldn’t have cancelled The United States of Tara. I don’t understand how television works.

synecdoche:

I am so attracted to Aaron Paul in this weird Lux Lisbon way where I want to write his name all over my underwear.

nprfreshair:

Tomorrow: how the Glock became the gun of choice for criminals and law enforcement and found its way into Hollywood films and rap lyrics. We’ll talk with Paul Barrett, author of Glock: The Rise of America’s Gun.

Also on Fresh Air: The History and Evolution of the NRA

The AK-47: The Gun That Changed The Battlefield

Dad: If you keep wearing those boots people will think you’re a Nazi.

Me: Um, dad, Nazi’s didn’t wear dresses.