The trifecta.

The trifecta.

"But Beyoncé has a billion dollar body. Thank you, Jesus."

-Overheard at the University of Akron

the only reason to pay attention to summer sports ball

bigtimepizza:

nickhatesanaverageamountofthings:

is the fact that pizza could be half off if they score enough

that’s true homie papajohns code TRIBE5

Oren is one of my favorite characters on Parks & Rec. If only because I like to pretend it’s my nephew Oren grown up. ‘Cause Oren is pretty weird for a three-year-old. 

(Source: jeffbritta, via bigtimepizza)

Such an informative ad. 

Such an informative ad. 

The most ridiculous category in the App Store.

The most ridiculous category in the App Store.

I need to stop being so accommodating of other people’s whims.

This is a photograph of fourteen-year-old me. This is hanging up at my mother’s house.
Let’s never forget:
 I used to wear pants. The first time I wore a dress (since I was a kid) was at prom & it was one of those weird moments when everyone freaked out because I wore a dress (oh, how this is opposite now)
Those bracelets. I was in love with bracelets and this is when my collection was “small”. These were, however, unpleasant when I had to shower.
I used to have long hair & I hated it. So I looked like a boy instead
A year later, while listening to Brand New in Columbus, I gave myself side swept bangs. I’ve had them ever since. Bangs 4eva
Goldfinger was my first concert & my sister stole this shirt & never returned it. I am deeply saddened by this
I was desperately trying to blend my punk & goth aesthetics. This was the result
 Black nail polish ftw

This is a photograph of fourteen-year-old me. This is hanging up at my mother’s house.

Let’s never forget:

This photo provokes lots of questions.

This photo provokes lots of questions.

(Source: the-beta-house-hd)

What happened to Fred Durst’s show? I really wanted this to happen.

What happened to Fred Durst’s show? I really wanted this to happen.