February 2012
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A few things that drive me insane:
-People that cancel plans last minute
-People that are EXTREMELY late to plans (punctuality is important)
-People that try and hang out with me stoned (fuck off)
All of these happened today from three different “friends”. Why do I bother?
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I started watching Skins today. Probably because I...
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I just don't care
"You can't cheat death with a blow job."
-United States of Tara
GOSSIP GIRL IS ON RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T WATCH IT
because my step-mom never gets off the couch! AHHHH!!! BOOO! Now I have to wait all the way until Saturday to watch it. My life is so hard.
I was selected to be a Style Ambassador for...
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[m.olson]: Life is Losing →
icatchfoxes:
No matter how great your life is; no matter how well you have everything planned; no matter how many day books you buy or how many lists you make, of one thing you can be entirely sure: you are going to lose a lot of people.
Some of your friends will move away. Some of those closest to you will drift, you will lose touch. Sometimes you aren’t close to your family, geographically...
I don't know how to wear pants. Pants are so...
Tights forever.
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I miss Jesse Pinkman
lololol
Today was really hilarious and fun and I acted like I’ve never acted before and I laughed the entire way home and when I started to realize what had happened and began to panic (because it’s really not something I should be proud of) I got an email telling me I had won a $200 gift card from a ModCloth contest for my favorite outfit, ever! Trade offs?
ASOB Reunion Show?! →
synecdoche:
I am so, so, so excited for this but I need to make sure that I don’t get as drunk and stupid as the last ASOB show because I don’t want to start receiving Myspace/Facebook messages from girls threatening to come to my campus and kill me for making out with their boyfriendz :(
I need to go to Brooklyn! ASOB was always one of my favorite bands and I only managed to see them once in...
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Only about four+ years to go
A year ago this month, my hair looked like this. I unexpectedly chopped it off and dyed it bright red.
Today, my hair is past my collar bones and with blonde? Sure.
My hair grew 5 1/2 inches! Which is only 1/2 less than the average person grows a year. Which means my hair is growing! This is big news because my hair never grows and I only sort of have a mullet. I’ve only got about...
January 2012
47 posts
a wolf in a sheepskin coat: excerpts from a... →
allisonkytta:
Yeah, I’d basically have an orgy with the gossip girl cast.
“if it’s not penetration than it’s not making sense”
Yeah, she’s not even that cute. She is not worthy of emo legendary dick.
I don’t suck dick — vegan or not
A beard does not make thy man Neither does a stupid hair cut Gimmicks aren’t cute when you’re twenty-three or above
Allison: I love that you posted...
wolfticket:
Dashboard Confessional is awesome for both crying to, and making out to.
This one time Cortney was really upset about a boy and I was running away from someone I didn’t mean to see at a party that I didn’t want to be at and we got in her car and she was driving really fast and I was talking at rapid paces and Dashboard was in her stereo and we both started crying until...
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR TOP RAMEN FUCK YOU.
Doing this. Now.
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I've got two things on my mind:
Kevin Devine and Nutella.
Today I was talking with a good friend about relationships and girls and exes. He mentioned how his most recent ex had sex with only ten guys and how his other ex had sex with closer to thirty and how he himself was nearing forty. Okay, okay woah. This made me uncomfortable. I also randomly read a statistic about STD’s being on the rise in Summit County and how there were over 3000 cases of...
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Dad: If you keep wearing those boots people will think you’re a Nazi.
Me: Um, dad, Nazi’s didn’t wear dresses.
Things found in my closet: middle school year book, old nonfiction essays, wad of cash, Lisa’s middle school studded belt collection, magazines, coffee mugs, brand new blow dryer, make up, vinyl records, notebooks, light bulbs, bended wire hangers….
Not found in my closet: clothes.
It's pretty silly that I dye my brown hair brown.
Speaking of which, I need to dye my hair. I look pretty stupid right now.
Let's have 72 minutes of silence for Megaupload
sailorsandsweaters:
why is everyone annoying
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Serious conversations about working out
Me: Um, what do you wear to work out?
Stephanie: Yoga pants, leggings, shorts, sweats, a sports bra
Me: Um, I don’t own any of that. So, can I work out in a dress?
Stephanie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
I focus on the important aspects of getting fit: wardrobe!
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I'm pretty sure Something Corporate wrote "Leaving...
I mean, there’s a song about the Astronaut and one about Jessica? I mean? It’s pretty clear. Also I don’t know why I’m listening to SoCo.
At Einstein's on campus
-Light butter means heaping mounds of butter
-Asiago bagel means cinnamon sugar bagel
-Returning said bagel means asiago is gone and you’re stuck with it
-Jessica means Jaysha
Add this to the list of reasons why I don’t feel bad for stealing their coffee
My house basically turned into an unaired episode of Teen Mom
hurtandheart:
All I can think is, “fuck you.”
cafe au lait's are so good
but it’s pretty dumb because it’s just frothed milk + coffee. Why is it so much better than coffee or frothed milk? It’s a MYSTERY.
“I need some reception, a higher message, just tell us what to fear. ‘Cause I don’t know what tomorrow brings. It is alive with such possibilities. Soon I will disappear”
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Best Quote
Dad: Oh! Your feet are tattooed?
Allison: Yeah.
Dad: What does it say?
Allison: **says lyrics**
Dad: What is it from?
Allison: Some obscure band. So obscure I don’t even listen to them.
Why is my kitchen not a breakfast diner?
totallynotkelsey:
WHY CAN’T MY DREAMS BECOME REALITIES?